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The New Yorker

Our 1940s Heroine Attempts To Secure Beyoncé Tickets

What’s In My Cryptocurrency Portfolio

Fairy Tales But With Accessible Mental-Health Care (with Megan Broussard)

Schrödinger’s Tinder Date

Situations With A Lot To Unpack

Electric Literature

A Victorian Novelist Attempts to Write Queer Characters Without Getting Censored

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

My Year Of Election Fatigue And Relaxation

The Problem Is The Human Finger

So, You Assume I Do Not Know Of The Wide Leg Jean?

Yep, This Supporting Character Is Definitely About To Die (with Miriam Jayaratna)

The Lunch Lady From The High School In Euphoria Announces This Week’s Menu

PR Emails From Hell (with Megan Broussard)

Public Disgrace Generator (with Emma Brewer)

Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History

Famous Authors’ ASMR Props

Are You J. Crew, J. Jill, J. Mendel, or J. Edgar Hoover?

The Offing

Enjoy Your Time On The Gay Cruise Ship For Dead Queer TV Characters

Inspiring Moments Of LGBTQ+ Representation In Blockbuster Films

Vulture

Please Stop Body-Shaming Me For Being The Ice Cream Cone Pokémon

Reductress

We’re Not A Cult, We’re Adult Coloring Book People

13 Kinky Little Doritos Who Have Been Very Naughty

These Shoes: They’re Cute, Right?

Get The Best Free Samples At Sephora By Robbing A Sephora

How To Tell If Someone Is Lying To You About The Color Of Your Aura

6 Parasites That Epitomize #SquadGoals!

Points In Case

This Short Story Has Truly Tickled My Tinglewomble!